Today's Pisces Love Horoscope
Your sex life's sizzling with earthy fun and frolics, so stand by for close encounters of the Cupidic kind. Someone may make you an offer that leads to money, for all shared financial affairs are prosperous and profitable now.
About Today's Pisces Love Horoscope
What a complex, complicated kettle of Fish! These folk are enigmas even to themselves, swimming along in weird and wonderful waters that one minute are crystal clear, warm and welcoming, and the next are desperately dangerous, seething with strange sea monsters that you can only see out of the corner of your eye, and shoals of fantastic fish that nip and nibble you when you're not looking. Make no mistake, sometimes the sea that surrounds a Piscean can be perplexing and perilous. But before you decide never to go near one of these Fish again, let's start at the beginning. This is the last sign in the zodiac, it belongs to the Water element, and is ruled by two planets -jovial Jupiter and nebulous Neptune. Pisceans who are influenced by that jolly giant Jupiter are somewhat similar to Sagittarians, who are also ruled by him.
Today's Pisces Love Horoscope says these Fish are high-minded, philosophical and forward-thinking, with a splendid splash of spirituality just to top up the astrological mixture. Delicious! It's the Fish ruled by nectarine Neptune who are the ones to get you wondering. There's something intangible and ethereal about them, almost as though, if you touched them, you'd discover that they don't really exist at all. (Some of them are so Machiavellian that you'll wish they didn't!) They can be magical and mystical, psychic and spiritual, as well as astoundingly artistic. What you must remember about perplexing Pisceans is that they're capable of reaching the highest heights or plummeting like a stone to the lowest levels imaginable. They can be like the saint in the stained glass window or the sinner who stoned him or her to death. Because they're the last of the Water signs, Fish are fantastically sensitive souls, who need to be treated with lots of tender, loving care (TLC to you). They're victims of their own imaginations, and can dream up all sorts of strange scenes and funny fantasies inside their heads. They also make marvellous martyrs, and can spend their lives looking after those less lucky than themselves - or deluding themselves that that's what they're doing. The Piscean man is endowed with emotion and imbued with imagination, which can make him a fantastic Fishy fella. Noble Neptune casts a stunning spell over him, making him astoundingly attractive to everyone who crosses his path. He can be charming, convivial and cordial, and it can sometimes seem that he's hypnotised everyone in sight. Otherwise, how could he do it? This swimming swain will bewitch, bother and bewilder all his inamorata, who won't be able to believe their luck in landing him. But note that I said 'all his inamorata,' because this chap can have a complete collection of them, all at the same time. (He might tell you he's lying down 'cos he can think better that way, but actually he's snatching forty winks between women!)
Today's Pisces Love Horoscope notes that fishy females fall into two types - the glamorous, Hollywood hussy, who's a captivating chameleon, and the doting, devoted damsel who always puts others first. But both of them will be sensitive and scintillating. Their feeling for fantasy is never far from the surface, whether they indulge it to a dainty or to a devastating degree. Most of them make marvellous mothers, because they're so full of feeling, but sometimes they can wrap their baby Fishes up in cotton wool to protect them from the real world. One thing's for sure, though, whether they're ruled by Jupiter or Neptune - female Fish are fabulously feminine!
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin. (And it's no good hopping about from one foot to the other, reading this as you eat your breakfast. Before you get much further you might see something that makes you choke on your cornflakes!) If you want to know what a Piscean in love is like, think of all the Mills and Boon books in the world, and all the romantic tales where things are thoroughly tempestuous, and everyone gets horrendously hurt, but on the last page they go off and live happily ever after. Because that, my friends, is a Piscean in love. Even if everything on the surface looks as smooth as silk, and you think the Piscean and their paramour are the happiest couple you've come across, that's how the Fish will picture this relationship.
This is the sign of romance, and love really is all for the Fish. Today's Pisces
Love Horoscope lets us know it's desperately difficult for them to be honest - with themselves as well as other people - when it comes to love. You see, they operate on fantasy level number one, and they can dream so much that in the end no one knows what's real and what's just a figment of their Fishy imaginations. A Piscean who lives all alone can sit at home wishing that romance would rush in through the front door and sweep them off their feet into the wide blue yonder. Bye! They'll watch Mr Universe or Miss World on television, and then that night go to bed to dream that they're having an affair with them, in such vividly voluptuous detail that they'll make their teddy bear blush! Unrequited love grows daily in a Piscean's garden, and is watered with fabulous fountains of Fishy fantasy. When they're actually involved with an inamorata, and not just the hunky hero or heavenly heroine who lives inside their head, they will still weave webs of whimsy about the wonderland they always wish for. In amour, they have the ability (and it's almost an asset!) of dreaming about their relationship so much that in the end they can turn it into whatever they want. They'll make it suit them, no matter what the real outcome, and they can idolise their inamorata to incredible degrees. But that's not all.
Their ravishingly romantic natures can land the Fish in a lot of hot water. (And we all know what happens to a fish in hot water - you dish it up ten minutes later garnished with a slice of lemon and a lot of chips!) They can be perfectly happy in a relationship, but something inside them will make them float off in search of another sweetheart to see on the side. They'll rarely get caught out, because Fishy folk are as clever as can be when it comes to clandestine affairs, and they're past masters at deception. (After all, they even deceive themselves.) When you fall in love with a Fish you could find yourself in dangerous waters, because you'll never know if the Piscean you love is real, or if they're trying to be someone or something they're not. There you'll be, bobbing about on the beautiful blue briny of the Fish's affection, and the surface of the sea will be calm and clear. But swimming beneath you could be shoals of sharks or sharp coral reefs waiting to cut you to ribbons - all symptoms of the Piscean's penchant for deception. If you really want a Piscean you must be prepared to swim through some strange seas. Because they're a Water Sign, Fishes can be extremely erotic. This is when their fantasies could run riot, with everything from donning a diving suit to watching blue movies that are so salacious and steamy that the video blows a fuse long before they do! Blimey! Have fun!
That is what today's pisces love horoscope is all about.
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